Computer Names We'd Like To See

>> Not even taking into account the fact that "viri" is not the recognised
>That virii thing sounds like a new mac model (the virii 130LC ?).
Geez, I sure hope Apple desn't hire you to do marketing. Can you imagine a worse name for a computer than the "Apple Virus 130LC."

Here are a few I've tried to come up with:

•  
• The DEC Dataloss 300SE
• The Compaq Lockup 90
• The Gateway HeavyWeight LC, Ultralite Notebok PC
• The IBM HAL 9000
• Il Olivetti Obsoletto DX
• The Dell Why not just admit that you're blowing $3700 on this thing just to play "Navy Fighters" in hi-res, Pentium LXI.*
  • * included free with purchase: Broderbund's "Honey I can explain", an exciting new CD ROM adventure game in which Gerry Gadget Freak tries to justify his newest computer purchase to his wife. Guide Gerry through many a spine tingling adventure as he tries to save his crumbling marriage. But hurry the clock's ticking!