10 Internet Commandments

Found in alt.humor. Posted by: Rowland Croucher <rowlandc@mira.net>

1. Thou shalt not downloadeth personal data on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out.
2. Thou shalt visit uk.r.c daily and keep it holy.
3. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, even if he is a flaming Hitler.
4. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted.
5. Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not.
6. Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, for thy Gates is a jealous Gates.
7. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small child in Bogota!
8. Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold.
9. Thou shalt not spill thy guts and then click "Reply to all."
10. Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when "God's Chosen" sounds so much better.