Available Domain Names

Subject: AVAILABLE DOMAIN NAMES (Joke, not spam)
From: Greg <gbulmash@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.jokes
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 20:59:25 GMT

Came up with an idea to compete with Geocities by hosting religiously themed web pages...

jewocities.com

Checked it out at internic. It's available.

Other interesting domains currently available...

For those seeking a spouse:
wifewanted.com, wantawife.com, hubbywanted.com, husbandwanted.com, wantahubby.com, wantahusband.com

For those seeking a spouse who also love Ben & Jerry Ice Cream: chubbyhubby.com, chubbyhubbywanted.com

And to be equal opportunity: widewife.com, widewifewanted.com, largemarge.com

For those seeking to marry an underage cousin: toothlessyokel.com, genetic-cesspool.com (with or w/o dash)

I was once told that the solicitation for fellatio in French literally translates to "would you like to inspect my rabbit?": rabbitinspector.com, rabbitinspectors.com

A place where you can set up a personal home page for your 3rd grade enemy: boogereater.com (nosepicker.com is taken)

Proof that people have an anal fixation or at least a "Beavis & Butthead" fetish: buttmunch.com, buttwipe.com, buttburglar.com are all taken

The classic domain for liars is available: checkisinthemail.com (thecheckisinthemail.com is taken)

The domain for the most turned down proposition between couples is available: youwannastickitwhere.com, youwanttostickitwhere.com

The question that causes more women to lie than any other (including asking about their weight and age) is available: wasitgoodforyou.com

What most women would like to say in response to the question is available: thanksalotspeedy.com

No comment: callmedaddy.com is available

If you register a: sillyquestion.com, you can get a: sillyanswer.com

Of course, you could always point sillyquestion.com at: doilookstupidtoyou.com

Why buy the t-shirt when you can get: imwithstupid.com

Want a site about all things disgusting?: yuckypoo.com, blecch.com, blecchh.com

Express medieval surprise at: yegads.com

Sell your creams and ointments at: gotarash.com

Express disbelief with: noreally.com, pullingmyleg.com, yourepullingmyleg.com, blowinghotair.com, blowingsmokeupmyass.com, areyoulyingtome.com

Put your ultimate breakup site at: itsnotyouitsme.com, itsnotyou-itsme.com, its-not-you-its-me.com

Open up: acanofwhupass.com

Discuss your bad dates at: boremetodeath.com, romanhands.com, roaminhands.com, shutupyoupinhead.com, shootmenow.com, getyourhandoffmyass.com

Invite your good dates to: spendthenight.com

Aspiring prostitutes are too late to get rentagirlfriend.com, but aspiring gigolos can still get: rentaboyfriend.com

Getalife.com is taken, but if you're targeting the bargain hunter or people not quite ready to buy: getalifecheap.com, rentalife.com, leasealife.com

If you know someone with a gas problem: king-of-farts.com, queen-of-farts.com (with or w/o dashes) silentbutdeadly.org is taken, .com and .net are available

If you're a disappointment to your parents: sorrymom.com, sorrydad.com

If your parents are a disappointment to you: orphanbychoice.com

I'm incredibly surprised no one has snatched up: incrediblycool.com, coolestsitearound.com, coolestsiteontheweb.com, nakedasajaybird.com

And last, but not least, great available medical site names: knowyourcolon.com, cloggedarteries.com, thighsuction.com

[All domains names listed above and not noted as taken were available as of April 9, 1999. In most cases, .org and .net variations were also available. List compiled by Greg Bulmash (gbulmash@pacbell.net). Feel free to distribute this as you see fit.]