Subject: AVAILABLE DOMAIN NAMES (Joke, not spam)
From: Greg <gbulmash@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.jokes
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 20:59:25 GMT
Came up with an idea to compete with Geocities by hosting religiously themed web pages...
jewocities.com
Checked it out at internic. It's available.
Other interesting domains currently available...
For those seeking a spouse:
wifewanted.com, wantawife.com, hubbywanted.com, husbandwanted.com,
wantahubby.com, wantahusband.com
For those seeking a spouse who also love Ben & Jerry Ice Cream: chubbyhubby.com, chubbyhubbywanted.com
And to be equal opportunity: widewife.com, widewifewanted.com, largemarge.com
For those seeking to marry an underage cousin: toothlessyokel.com, genetic-cesspool.com (with or w/o dash)
I was once told that the solicitation for fellatio in French literally translates to "would you like to inspect my rabbit?": rabbitinspector.com, rabbitinspectors.com
A place where you can set up a personal home page for your 3rd grade enemy: boogereater.com (nosepicker.com is taken)
Proof that people have an anal fixation or at least a "Beavis & Butthead" fetish: buttmunch.com, buttwipe.com, buttburglar.com are all taken
The classic domain for liars is available: checkisinthemail.com (thecheckisinthemail.com is taken)
The domain for the most turned down proposition between couples is available: youwannastickitwhere.com, youwanttostickitwhere.com
The question that causes more women to lie than any other (including asking about their weight and age) is available: wasitgoodforyou.com
What most women would like to say in response to the question is available: thanksalotspeedy.com
No comment: callmedaddy.com is available
If you register a: sillyquestion.com, you can get a: sillyanswer.com
Of course, you could always point sillyquestion.com at: doilookstupidtoyou.com
Why buy the t-shirt when you can get: imwithstupid.com
Want a site about all things disgusting?: yuckypoo.com, blecch.com, blecchh.com
Express medieval surprise at: yegads.com
Sell your creams and ointments at: gotarash.com
Express disbelief with: noreally.com, pullingmyleg.com, yourepullingmyleg.com, blowinghotair.com, blowingsmokeupmyass.com, areyoulyingtome.com
Put your ultimate breakup site at: itsnotyouitsme.com, itsnotyou-itsme.com, its-not-you-its-me.com
Open up: acanofwhupass.com
Discuss your bad dates at: boremetodeath.com, romanhands.com, roaminhands.com, shutupyoupinhead.com, shootmenow.com, getyourhandoffmyass.com
Invite your good dates to: spendthenight.com
Aspiring prostitutes are too late to get rentagirlfriend.com, but aspiring gigolos can still get: rentaboyfriend.com
Getalife.com is taken, but if you're targeting the bargain hunter or people not quite ready to buy: getalifecheap.com, rentalife.com, leasealife.com
If you know someone with a gas problem: king-of-farts.com, queen-of-farts.com (with or w/o dashes) silentbutdeadly.org is taken, .com and .net are available
If you're a disappointment to your parents: sorrymom.com, sorrydad.com
If your parents are a disappointment to you: orphanbychoice.com
I'm incredibly surprised no one has snatched up: incrediblycool.com, coolestsitearound.com, coolestsiteontheweb.com, nakedasajaybird.com
And last, but not least, great available medical site names: knowyourcolon.com, cloggedarteries.com, thighsuction.com
[All domains names listed above and not noted as taken were available as of April 9, 1999. In most cases, .org and .net variations were also available. List compiled by Greg Bulmash (gbulmash@pacbell.net). Feel free to distribute this as you see fit.]