Computer Solutions

Posted by: Gnu Bee <Gnu_it_before@dejavu.com>
Found in: alt.humor.puns

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Subject: Re: Computer solutions
From: Gnu Bee <Gnu_it_before@dejavu.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2001 20:18:24 -0800

"Robert E. Lewis" <rlewis@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>
> NeoLuddite <neo.luddite@18thcentury.invalid> wrote in message
> news:93g7n9$jr3$2@bob.news.rcn.net...
> > In article <PlJ66.2723$74.26933@e420r-sjo2.usenetserver.com>, "Gnu Bee"
> > <Gnu_it_before@dejavu.com> wrote:
> >
> > > At my workplace they spent $1 million on a computer system that was
> > > supposed to be a turnkey solution, turned out to be a turkey
> > > solution.
> >
> > Gobbled up your money did it?
>
> Yes, but it was only a poultry sum.
>
It was approved by a bird-brain who everyone thinks should get stuffed.

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