Watch for any E-mails from "Daisy@cow.com", "porky@pigg.ie" or "RabidRonnieTheInfectedReindeer@santa.com" .
Also for safety reasons please refain from printing out any of your E-mails and feeding them to domestic animals. The danger of this virus cannot be over-stated as it's a much more virulent strain than ordinary foot and mouth disease, it's the cowjumpedovermoonapalogical strain, more commonly known as athlete's foot in mouth disease.
Further restrictions on the movement of people and animals have been put in place in Ireland including a rule banning the assembly of 3 or more men between the ages of 15 and 25 in any once place. Although officials are denying it the widespread belief is that this has nothing to do with foot and mouth disease but is actually a measure to prevent there ever being another Westlife.
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